March 2008
6 posts
Radio
I have a feeling Im going to be the next big thing on the radio. What out Hamish and Andy, Mr. Tate is comin’ to get ya! I would hate to die by a falling coconut! but sadly 9 people do a year
“Do Jews Come From Jewland?”
– Tamar. how stupid is that hahah
STUPID CUNT FUCK!
I HATE SCHOOL!!!!!!!!
My Dream
My dream at the moment is to have a closet which revolves around flannels THEY ARE SO COMPFORTABLE!!!!
I Dare You!
I dare you to say that you know more about Dragonball Z/GT than me… challenge me and I will destroy your dragonBALLS! and hand them off to the dead zone for freeza to choke on them harder than when freeza cut himself in half when facing goku on planet namek!!!
February 2008
6 posts
My Dirty Little Secret
I don’t love my tumblr. as much as you think I do. I think its too hard for just daily updates on lifes issues so an update will only probably occur like once a week. I don’t want to end up just repeating myself. Thats my dirty little secret.
MySpace →
As if myspace shouldn’t be advertised on every internet site. Thats right Tom, you can always count on Tate for some myspace love.
If Melbourne people want....
If melbourne people want to hear the Mr. Tate live, Mr. Tate will be be doing his thang on the 23rd and 30th of April, from 3:00pm - 4:30pm. so tune into SYN FM at the time and your brain will convert to mush.
Titty Tate Tumblr Is Back!
Back by popular demand cause everyone said they had missed my ever so meaningfull contributions to each and everyone of your lives. SO THE BITCH IS BACK!
December 2007
10 posts
“so intense! I wasn’t ever really into the other ones but this one is a...”
– Straight from the horses mouth- talking about C.O.D 4
“Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you!”
– -Nikita Khrushchev- CALL OF DUTY 4
Call Of Duty 4: Modern Warfare
Fucking coolest war game I’ve ever played in my life. It is also the best 1st person shooter game ever played. THIS GAME OWNS M ANUS!!!
Fuck!
Can never remember to add shit to this so I will tonight!!!!
Watchfuck… I used to be so hot
At the moment I hate...
-Justin Timberlake -Working -Hungry Jacks -All techno/house/whatever else there is -dumb girls -spending money -people who think xbox’s are better than PS3’s -sleazey girls -drugs -boredom -spending too much time on the computer -wasting credit on the phone -late night t.v -Justin Timberlake -how ibisq is $13 for 5 hours -paying for public transprt -getting real swetty -JUSTIN...
Shivaun: Why don't you get a Xbox?
Tate: Why don't you die?
November 2007
27 posts
Crappy Art #2 →
Yet Again God Bless…
Crappy Art #1 →
God Bless www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net
Around The Horn
Tony Reali: Any last words K.B?
Kevin Blackistone: ...Dude
The Power Of One
The Power Of One is the most bull shit show ever! how could anyone believe any of that shit is real! how could anyone sit there and watch it! and who was the dead shit that though of ‘the hour of power’? FUCK ENGLISH PEOPLE AND THEIR SHIT ENGLISH HUMOR!!!!!
Friends
Monica: OK, now we need something old
Chandler: I've got a condom in my wallet which I've had since I was 12
Monica: Good, that will work
Chandler: uhhh, no it wont
My Hate For Work At Hungry Jacks
I HATE WORKING AT HUNGRY JACKS!!! the pay is so fucking bullshit for how hard you have to work and its isn’t going to change for like 2 months!!! and the only way to get a descent amount of money is by working 20 hour weeks! I am so sick of it and I am ready to quit after only working there for 2 weeks this wedensday. BUT I can’t do it! Since I have no other job I can’t quit...
“Hey guys, its clearly just a big misunderstanding … HEY! don’t look...”
– Joey-FRIENDS- ‘The One In Vegas Part 1’
Assassins Creed Day!
This game, like me, is so fucking cool thats its getting its own day!
Assassins Creed
,Jerusalem, 1191 AD during the brutal times of the Third Crusade. The streets are busting with activity, but in a few seconds, everything will change all because of you, Altair, a feared Assassin.’ I have devoted this day to Assassins Creed why you wonder? It because this day at 12:17pm I purchased this game, this experience, one that I will never forget! Today I played it it from...
Assassins Creed: Experience The Power Of The... →
“Move over, games of 2007! The best looking game of the year just arrived and...”
– Michael Donahoe
My Dream
McDonald's front counter: What would you like?
Me: I would like to summon my Blue Eyes White Dragon, change my Dark Magician to attack mode, place down my magic card Mirror Wall and I would like to leave this card face down!!!
“My Pen’s a penis, My ink’s the sperm”
– Pharoahe Monch
Is this wrong?
Is it wrong to have so much fun with a toy gun? this gun that a bought today from some little shit asian store in camberwell junction was $8.00. it lights up and makes shooting sounds when you pull the trigger, but thats not even the best of it… this amazing toy gun that I own has a laser pointer on it! and it only come up when you fire I said multiple times “This is best $8.00 ever...
“Pirates Arrrr Cool”
– Woody Paige
Xbox 360 better than a PS3! get fucked!
I am sick of hearig that Xbox 360 is better than a Playstation 3. If you do believe so tell me this… WHY WOULD SONY RELEASE AN INFERIOR PRODUCT!? As well for you people that say the graphics are better, you are down right stupid! The Playstation 3 games graphics are already better than your Halo 3 and the graphics are constantly getting better while the Xbox 360 graphic improvements have...
The Best Page in the Universe!!!! →
Im hoping one day I could be like the man that does this page! he’s the greatest man alive!!!
SICK!
finally Ive got something to put my thoughts on life on! I got nothing right now.